Second coming
If the Cubs’ season opened today, Lou Piniella said Mike Fontenot would be the starting second baseman. “Fontenot’s winning the second base job right now,” Piniella said Saturday. Fontenot would bat sixth, with Kosuke Fukudome hitting second and switch-hitter Milton Bradley fourth. Piniella said he likes having lefties in the 2-4-6 spots.
Neither Fontenot or Ryan Theriot will play Saturday because both are scheduled to play in Tucson on Sunday against Arizona. Infielder Aaron Miles has been bothered by a sore shoulder and was expected to return to action on Monday.
– Carrie Muskat

I heard Miles hurt his shoulder when he fell of his step-stool at the potty. I hope he recovers quickly.
what’s the difference between a pygmy basketball team.. oh that’s not right… well, nevermind.
Trade Milot for Rich Hill already, Rich is tall can reach the potty all by himself.
Rich Hill is very tall and he can dunk! Probably, anyway. He might make the Orioles starting rotation and that’s an awesome rotation. Good for Rich.