4/23 Lineup

Micah Hoffpauir is starting in right field in Thursday’s series finale against the Reds. It’ll be LF Alfonso Soriano, SS Ryan Theriot, CF Kosuke Fukudome, 1B Derrek Lee, 3B Aramis Ramirez, RF Hoffpauir, C Geovany Soto, 2B Mike Fontenot and P Carlos Zambrano.

— Carrie Muskat

1 Comment

Hello? Lou? Jim? Anybody out there at the rudder of this ship? ATTENTION: Micah Hoffpauir is a FIRST BASEMAN, NOT AND OUTFIELDER. Did you miss the memo?
THIS JUST IN: Derek Lee is past his prime trade him NOW so Micah Hoffpauir can PLAY FIRST BASE. What’s that Jim?
Oh, you’re too busy screwin’ around with Smarjida’s career (starter/reliever/starter/reliever/starter/reliever) to address
your failed attempt at right field, left handed bats, bullpen help etc. That’s o.k. Jim, hey, while you’re at it, see if CRAG MONROE OR JACQUE JONES is available!!!!

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