7/22 Lost in translation
It was a strange sight. Ryan Dempster had invited about 10 friends of his wife to Citizens Bank Park, and they had a chance to watch his workout Wednesday. It was a group of Amish boys from Lancaster, Pa. Imagine, if you will, the kids trying to explain Amish culture to Venezuelans Carlos Zambrano and Angel Guzman. When told that they didn’t have electricity, Guzman decided he couldn’t be Amish because he would miss being able to watch TV.
— Carrie Muskat